Me: “I’m having a nice cup of Mother’s Day tea in my new Mother’s Day cup.”
Birdy: (correcting me) It’s Irish tea, Mum.
Me: (Absently) Yes, Irish tea, all the way from Ireland.
Birdy: Yes, and my milk is all the way from Scotland!
And then yesterday, when I was about to get my guitar out, I started inspecting my fingernails to see if I needed to trim them first. Birdy then examines my hand and says, ‘Your fingers have gone all mouldy, Mum!’ Why thankyou so much, darling.