Please explain: what terrible thing do you think is going to happen if you fall asleep? Because last time you took a nap, three weeks ago, I don’t think the sky fell in. Or are you worried you’re going to miss out on something wonderful? I promise you, sweetheart, I am just going to hang the washing while you’re asleep. I’m not going to invite all the neighbourhood bubbies over for a bounce and a babyccino while you’re napping.